Midwestern Expressions: "If You're Happy And You Know It, Tickle Me Pink"

I'm a nut on regional accents, idioms and turns ofyou notice it," or "Not so's you know about it,"
phrase. My peregrinations around the globe haveand "That oughtta tell you someth'n."
sharpened my ear. When I first left the USA inHere are some pithy ways to describe
the 1970s, I didn't know I talked funny. Comingshortcomings: "He doesn't have enough energy to
back to the Midwest after long absence, I get ablow his nose," or "He's a day late and a dollar
real kick out of the special way my father andshort."
friends around me serve up their ideas in earthyA phrase that can be used for something either
language that bears the mark of thisvery good or bad is: "Out of this world!"
bread-basket region.My father uses these expressions to describe
Here are some expressions that show a person isvarious communication difficulties: "Sounds like
happy: "If it suits you, it tickles me to death." andsomebody with a bellyache. They just can't get it
"I'm tickled pink."out fast enough. They think they are radio
My hobo and (later) second-handannouncers." He says,"The cadence of my speech
bookstore-owning Uncle Willard Thompson used tois slow. There's nothing that important that I have
say, "It's like getting money from home withoutto talk a mile a minute."
writing for it."When folks are unhappy they say: "It gripes me,"
Of a really lucky fellow? Our old neighbor Edor "It burns my soul."
Maupin said, "He's the kind of man that if he fellIf you're looking to spice up your next
into the river, he'd come up with a pocketful ofconversation, just choose one of these
fish."expressions and watch the expression on the
These expressions speak to getting real: "Not so'sperson's face. They'll be tickled pink, I'll just bet!