Secrets Of An Internet Marketing Newbie - Or How I Fell On My Face Trying To Get RICH

A Cautionary Tale for the Internet Marketingbeginning when I was still trying to sell junk on my
NewbieIn an attempt to set up our Internetcookie cutter web site, a very savvy salesman
marketing web sites, we've probably all donesold me on a program that for $6,000+ would
some brainless things. Well, I've done all of them.make me an expert in everything. They had
I've been so incredibly gullible, my pocketbook ispeople who, over the telephone, would show me
empty and I'm sure I've contributed many a laughhow to build a web site, people who would show
to the Internet "experts." Since I've done justme how to get myself on a search engine, people
about everything wrong, I want to share mywho would help me write copy, people who would
story with other newbies who are looking for ahelp me get RICH!!! Believe it or not, I took
fast way to get RICH with a web site.Rich. Ha!money out of my IRA to buy this program.It
What a wonderful illusion of our dream house onstarted well. My tutor called at the very time we
the lake, a BMW, Lexus and maybe a Model T inhad set the appointment. I thought that was a
a six-car garage, month-long vacations in far-offgood sign. No one had told me, though, that I
lands where you can be served cold, salty drinksneeded to do homework before the call. In half an
with a little umbrella and spend only 20 minutes ofhour, I was supposed to tell her what products I
work every week - and all of this comes with thewanted to sell, what I wanted to say about them,
fulfillment of our greatest fantasy: telling ourhow I was going to price them, how many pages
corporate boss to "shove it."It didn't take me longI wanted on the site, etc. Since I only got six calls
to realize that life can be a stinker. I really didn'twith my tutor at half an hour each, 1/5 of the
have dreams of getting rich as my long-timetime was already wasted. However, I thought,
ambition was only to work from home. Since I'mokay, I should have been ready. If I want to sell
in my 60's, hey, I deserve to take it easy aftersomething, I should know what the heck I want
so many years of the Fortune 500 dog-eat-dogto sell!By the second call, I had everything in place.
world, right? So I said to myself, "Ann O, , whatHere are the products; here are the prices. Then
are you going to do?"Every Get RICH Deal in themore questions arose: Where are you going to
BookIn the beginning, I looked into several "getget them? How are you going to ship them? Do
RICH" ventures. I was just looking for a systemyou want a shopping basket? A merchant
to get some dandy money in a very short time. Iaccount? For $6,000, I thought THEY might
subscribed to every free or cheap newsletter Isupply me with some of these answers, but I had
heard about. Most of them have enticing ads forto figure out the whole plan.I needed a drop
new business possibilities. When you get yourshipper. Where do I find those? "Look on the
name on the Internet "work at home" lists, youInternet," she said. Okay, I looked on the Internet
also get deluged with snail mail ventures too andand found some middlemen who would sell me
some of them are so absurd even I didn't fall forproducts on a drop ship basis, but I would only
them! Are they still trying to get people to stuffmake about 5 to 10% profit on the purchases,
envelopes?An early opportunity that came alongwhich isn't going to get me RICH. Adding in the
was selling web sites, but what did I know aboutcosts of doing business, breakage, exceptional
web sites? I only knew that you clicked on somecustomer service, etc., would leave me owing
buttons and information appeared. So that wasn'tmyself money.The rest of the phone sessions
a good idea. Another prospect was buying realwere cast of the same mold as the first couple
estate without any money. Wow. How do you doof calls. I learned very little other than that the
that? I read all of that stuff, but not being apeople at this company were curt, rude, and
rocket scientist, I couldn't understand it. Okay, I'mobviously not interested in my little business-to-be.
not doing this right. Let's try something else.ThereThe other sessions I managed to get through
are many testimonials from Internet marketersweren't productive, as you had to start with a
who are becoming RICH! They have all theviable web site (which never did get built) before
money they want, so why are they hawkingyou could design anything else and I wasn't able
information? So my goal became to search outto manage that. About $5,000 of that $6,000
the kind of opportunity that would lead to mywent down the drain.Eventually I did find a
own enviable testimonial success story - and thecompany (Drop Ship Source Directory) with a list
search was on.The Clicks and Clacks of theof real honest-to-goodness drop shippers. They
All-Inclusive Web SiteLo and behold, THE big oneare absolutely superior, a delight to work with,
came along - a complete cookie cutter web siteand extremely reasonable in price. And the
with products and a shopping cart and a verymanufacturers are first class too, offering great
simple way to change the web site as I saw fit.profits, flexibility, and support.The Ups and
So I anted up many dollars and voila! I had myDownlines of Multi-Level MarketingI still wasn't
own web site and products and everything else Idone with my goofball attempts at getting RICH!!!
needed to get RICH. Pretty soon all of my friendsOkay, let's look into multi-level marketing (MLM);
and family knew about it and were anxious tothat seems to be the way to go. I overlooked
help me out by buying something.Unfortunately,the little detail that this was kind of like a pyramid
almost all of them apologized, and said they justscheme. If a real company with a name, address
couldn't justify buying anything. because theand phone number is doing it, though, it must be
products were so cheesy. One friend did opt tookay. However, I still had that nagging feeling I
buy two items, but as soon as his name, address,was getting into something a little shady.The
credit card number, etc. were submitted, upindustry sold a service that would be of
popped that awful message, "Sorry, this item istremendous value to many Americans, and I was
backordered; you will receive it soon."I hit the firstanxious to get the word out to those who
big concrete wall when it occurred to me that I'dneeded it. This company, however, was far more
best go find some other customers. I had no ideainterested in luring other recruiters into the
how to do that. I barely knew what a searchbusiness than selling their product. As a result, I
engine was and didn't know how to get onto one.learned virtually nothing about the product and far
I knew I could always send to an email list. Oftoo much about growing my downline.We did
course, by this time I had heard all about spamhave telephone coaching seminars and could ask
and decided I didn't want to be thrown in jail, soquestions of our "mentors" anytime we wanted -
that plan didn't even warm up.Okay, I would buybut not about the product. Just the downline. I
some lists. Many web sites out there offer opt-innever was able to get any answers orally or in
email lists that are so refined that they give youwriting, and the few times I did try to cold call a
people who are interested in white lilacs grown inprospect, I broke out in a sweat. That little
Nebraska in the winter on a window sill! Wow! Ofundertaking cost me a couple of hundred
course, the cost of these lists isThat brainchilddollars.Where There's Will, There's Pay!After all the
didn't last long. I ended up buying just 5,000 plaindumb things I did, I finally wised up, did the right
Jane addresses for way too much money,kind of research and found there are several
authored what I thought was a great sales letter,exceptionally good people who are willing to be
and sent the e-mails out. I got a purchase fromteachers for those who are trying to succeed.
two people for a total of $37.All of the "experts"For me, finding them was a trial and error
recommend sending the same email three or fourexperience, but several names surfaced: Shawn
times because the first and second time, no oneCasey, Dan Kennedy, Cory Rudl, Yanik Silver,
pays attention. So I did that and got so manyJohn Reese and Tom Hua, and my apologies for
unsubscribe orders that it took me the betternot remembering the rest. Doing it the RIGHT
part of two days to erase them from my list.way though is NOT easy, and you won't get rich
Talk about spam!Don't Judge an e-Book Deal byquick. You're NOT going to sell stuff in he first ten
Its CoverI jumped right into another one. I wasminutes. If you don't feel like waiting, though,
going to sell an e-book. It didn't cost me anythingthere are pre-built sites that offer products or
but the rights to resell it, and I got the book ande-books.There are many steps you have to take,
a one-page web site that was very nicely done.and these experienced internet marketers can
From there on, it would be pure profit!Then again,guide you. You have to build a good reputation,
I forgot that I had to get people to visit the siteyou have to KEEP the good reputation, you have
and I still didn't know how to do that - or couldn'tto build a solid customer base, and you have to
afford to get the lists. So there my web site sat.KEEP the customer base. You do this by
And sat. And still sits.Another Work at Homeconstantly testing the market, providing
SchemeAnother opportunity looked particularlyexceptional customer service and being willing to
rewarding. All you had to do was contactspend (and lose) a little money. By working with
businesses to see if they had any unwantedthem, you'll be doing it right. Bear in mind that
product they were looking to get rid of. Maybe95% of Internet businesses fail. Remember the
they were going belly up; maybe theydot com debacle of the 90's?After all these
manufactured too many widgets and couldn't sellfailures, and after doing the research I should
them all.So all I had to do was find these guyshave done in the first place, I found a company,
with the extra product and offer them a price forGlobal eBusiness Technologies (GET), that is willing
their merchandise. If they agreed, the liquidationto build my web site, provide the necessary
company would find a seller and take the productmarketing, critique the products I want to offer,
off their hands. The company (for a hefty price)suggest revisions in the prices I want to charge,
provides you with a directory of businesses in allget me on the search engines in a very good
52 states. So what more did I need? Easy huh?position, and generally help me succeed. These
And I could get RICH!!!After making countlessservices are not inexpensive but they're worth
phone calls and mailing 2,500 tantalizing postcardsthe time, money and involvement.My site should
to these businesses, I managed to put togetherbe up soon, and I'm looking forward to getting
one deal for a popular product. This deal shouldRICH!!! No, I won't get rich, but at least I'll have
have netted me about $20,000. All bases weresome income besides my Social Security, and I'll
covered, the price was right, etc., etc. Well, don'tcertainly make more money than an 8 to 5 job.
you know the liquidation company said theyGET's services are not cheap, but I don't want to
couldn't find a buyer? Uh huh.So I figured I spentforget that extremely important fact of life: there
almost $500 buying this directory, several hundredare no free lunches. There are no get RICH quick
dollars in printing supplies for the postcards, $600deals either.My success will enhance GET's
in stamps, untold hours in designing the postcardsreputation, and I can't wait to write my
and printing, hand stamping, and mailing out thetestimonial. And when you see me, you'll know I'm
cards. There were a number of other problemsfor real.by Ann O. NimusJuliana Johnson and Ann
with this company, but that's enough about them.O. Nimus are newbies to internet marketing but
So. I'm still not getting rich.The Ins and Outs ofare trying their darndest to be superstars.
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