We Can Put A Fish On The Moon

This aint exactly rocket scientry boys...I picked upand follow the string to their whereabouts? Or,
a copy of The Oregonian this morning and read aperhaps we can hire a "private scuba investigator"
story about how the ocean conditions this year(scuba Dick??) to put a tail on them--maybe take
are killing off seabirds in record numbers. Murresa few photos of them?? Have they fallen into the
and cormorants are washing up on shore likeMarianas trench? What if they are just
pieces of Northwestern forest driftwood, mainly"vacationing" in Iceland until the waters get cooler?
due to starvation.Most biologists are blaming a lackWhen I get hot during the summer--I go where
of cooling ocean winds which are causing warmerit is cooler!Again, we have no clear idea why or
Pacific ocean temperatures, which are causing awhere the fish are disappearing--but we are
lack of phytoplankton production, (which thenpretty certain that global warming is causing
need to stirred up from the ocean bottom by theit.!!??!!??You can't tell me that putting "chips" or
wind),which are causing Anchovys and Sardines tosome other sort of "homing" device into schools
die, which are causing the birds to go withoutof migrating fish,especially since most fish start
food.......which is causing the birds toout in the controlled environments of fish
die!Whew.Scientists seem to have a pretty goodhatcherys, is not a "doable" project.If there is
grasp on this theory, and even though solutionenough cause for concern, and enough reason to
wise,they are pretty much held at the mercy ofthrow billions of dollars at studying ozone layers,
Mother Nature, the explanation still makes perfectand studying why Coho are diminishing--after the
sense.Of course, any discussion of warming offact-- then there certainly is reason enough to do
anything on this planet wouldn't beit before hand.I for one would gladly pay .50 cents
complete--without the blaming of global warming.more on my fishing license to help pay for 10,000
Which of course has been blamed for everythingor so chips and a few monitoring devices. AND
short of the scalding temperatures of McDonaldsyou can't tell me that the Oregon sportfishing,
coffee.The Oregonian's article mentioned globalboat building,commercial fishing industry, and
warming on several occasions, and biologists andtourism industry don't have a vested interest in
scientists would not rule this out as a possibleprotecting fish and finding out more about their
contributing factor in the changing oceanicmigration habits. No fish--no fishermen--no money
conditions this summer.Enter the Coho.Biologistsspent.Heck, put 'em in all the fish --then you will
have also recorded fewer catches of Cohoknow exactly when the fish are caught,where
Salmon on the Oregon coast with numbers downthey go to spawn, and how long Uncle Bill has
from 44,000 fish last year to about 5700 thisbeen keeping that Salmon in his freezer.As far as
year. Marine biologists have also stated that thethe ozone is concerned, I think we all have a
size of the fish has generally been smaller, again,vested interest in that study.Let's learn about our
with one theory being that there is less food forown planet before we check out the cause and
the Coho to feed on--therefore less growth.effect of weightlessness on a can of Coca-Cola!!I
Where the fish are or where they have gone is acan see it now: New from Coca- Cola... "Coke
complete mystery. As one wildlife biologist said " itultralight... all the taste with none of the weight"...I
is a big ocean nobody really knows".O.K., this isam not saying that space exploration is not viable
where I get confused.We have the ocean-- whichand important, and I am certainly convinced that
past history has told us is affected greatly byone day, much like the discovery of any new
currents and temperature.We have this great bigfrontier,people will inhabit some place in space.
giant gaping hole in our ozone-which nobody canHOWEVER, I think it a little premature to abandon
agree on how to check or what the cause andEarth and pack up the old intergalactic covered
effect is from it. Or how to fix it.We have awagons.So, it seems when it comes to ozones
space shuttle which we can determine has a smalland fish migration and what goes on in the "deep
yet dangerous crack in it's insulation--millions ofblue sea"--we ought to know just as much as we
miles out in space. Yet we have the ability toknow about a crack in a space shuttles
repair it.We literally have the technolology to put ainsulation!!What do you think?In the meantime, I'll
fish on the moon.......But we can't figure out wherebe outside cooking my breakfast on the hood of
thousands of Salmon migrate to- right here onmy car--because MAN it's hot out.......damn global
our home planet??"It's a big ocean nobody reallywarming!A.J. KlottAuthor, writer of fishing
knows."Now forgive my feeble mind for workinghumor,and "fly tack" peddler.A.J. writes about the
this way, but I am thinking that this greatpeople,characters and modern day events that
mystery of where fish travel and where theysurround the fishing world. His first book is due
wind up --is really something that we can controlout in December of 2005.
and find out.Maybe we can tie a string to their fins